Category: Satire

  • Sure, Civilization Is Crumbling, but Did You See the Game Last Night?

    Sure, Civilization Is Crumbling, but Did You See the Game Last Night?

    There are few moments that I’ll never forget: marrying my incredible wife Anna on the Bayou St. John bridge, the birth of our child Eugene. But the best moments of them all? Nothing tops the New Orleans Saints ending 50 years of misery by winning the Superbowl in 2009 and Liverpool wiping out a 30-year…

  • With AI, I Now Use 93% Less of My Brain

    With AI, I Now Use 93% Less of My Brain

    Everyone has an opinion about AI — it’ll replace us, it’ll make us lazy, it’s best used as a tool to be more productive. But ever since I outsourced as much of my cognitive function to ChatGPT — I call him ChadGPT, Chad for short, cause he’s so epic — things have been easier. Not…

  • Super Bowl Brings Louisiana Exactly What It Needs: A Distraction from the Real Issues

    Super Bowl Brings Louisiana Exactly What It Needs: A Distraction from the Real Issues

    Did you hear? New Orleans is hosting the Super Bowl this year! What a time to live in Crescent City! Nothing says “welcome to our city” quite like the Gestapo-esque  sweeping of homeless people into “temporary housing camps.” Our state has decided that the best way to address homelessness isn’t by, you know, offering them…